"Chelsea Are The Team For Me"
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To the tune of the "Nick Knack Paddy Wack" nursery rhyme
C - F - C,
C - F - C,
Chelsea are the team for me,
With a nick knack paddy wack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't T*tt*nh*m f*ck off home?