"If You Go Down To The Shed Today"

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To the tune of "The Teddy Bears Picnic".

If you go down to the Shed today,


You're in for a big surprise,


If you go down to the Shed today,


You'll never believe your eyes,


For Jeremy, the Sugar Puffs Bear,


Has bought some boots and cut his hair,


Today's the day that Jeremy joined the Skinheads.