"In Your Liverpool Slums"

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At Chelsea this has traditionally been a one or two verse song. Manchester United sing a version with more verses which refer to tragedies associated with both clubs.

To the tune of "In My Liverpool Home".

In your Liverpool slums,


You look in the dustbin for something to eat,


You find a dead cat^ and you think it's a treat,


In your Liverpool slums.



In your Liverpool slums,


Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,


You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*cking thick,


In your Liverpool slums.



^ or rat