"That's Why We Love Salomon Kalou"
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To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home".
He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,
He crossed the ball from the left,
It landed right on Riise's head,
That's why we love Salomon Kalou,
La la la la la la la la, la la, la la...