"Wings of a Sparrow"

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To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean".

If I had the wings of a sparrow

and the dirty black arse of a crow,

I'd fly over Leicester City†

and sh*t on the bastards below.


Sh*t on, sh*t on,

I'd sh*t on the bastards below, below.

Sh*t on, sh*t on,

I'd sh*t on the bastards below, below.


:† can substitute the name of the opposing team