"He's Here, He's There"

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A song used for numerous Chelsea players, including Charlie Cooke, Kenny Swain, Frank Leboeuf and most recently Joe Cole.

He's here, he's there,

He's every f*cking where,

Joey Cole, Joey Cole.

In an interview Frank Leboeuf complained about the profanity in the song, so at the next match the lyrics were changed to:

He's here, he's there,

We're not allowed to swear,

Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf.